2p-talian:

China always gets the best lines in all of Hetalia (dub)

  • "White people, sheesh"
  • "SUCK BALL!!! I KNEW FORTUNE COOKIE WAS BAD LUCK!!!"
  • "It is a matter of gay or death"
  • "Spom? Snackers?! WE DIE OF TYPE TWO DIABETES BEFORE WE DIE OF STARVATION"
  • "It seem simple enough, China take all, you can go home now"
  • "You an ass"
  • "KITTY"
  • "A GIRAFFE, A HIDEOUS FREAK OF NATURE!"
  • "I AM TIRED OF GETTING ORDERED AROUND ALL DAMN TIME"
  • "I will draw all of the portraits from now on"
  • "Everything I could ever want can be found right in the depths of my own heart… except for money."
  • "THEY CALL IT A COPY RIGHT BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE RIGHT TO COPY"
  • "IT IS ORIGINAL CHINESE IDEA"
  • "WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG"
  • "Why can’t you dominate your people with a totalitarian government, seriously"
  • "WHAT YOU DO TO PANDA?!?!?!"
  • "WHO ARE YOU?!?! GO AWAY, NOW!"
  • "Sorry I am late, I was making a drunken crab dish, and my cultural appetite makes me neither sorry, nor regretful"
  • "How to get fat in a famine, you can also try our tea, makes your colon slippery"
  • "We should stick together, even if we hate it. I hate it"
  • "why should I die because of stupid Japan and scary story"

scribblemynizzle:

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listening to character songs

2p Canada & 2p Romano though, goodness. Adorable. <3

Hetaoni: Never Enter the Mansion

"How many times will I be allowed to make mistakes? How many more times will I have to tell the same lies? How many more times will I have to watch my friends die? I made them so many promises. But when we met again next, they had forgotten all about them."

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

o_o  What game is this from??

pencilstab:

Ah, little Canada smoking a pretzel stick :D

I had an urge to draw France, and then I wanted to draw him as a papa and as you can see I had conflicting feelings and this was the result

So Matthew, what exactly do you think of Mr. Bonnefry?
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bonnefoydaycare:

He’s the best!!!!

Oh no my heart.  ;w;

qimao:

More Royal Bodyguard!AU. ;w;

Prince!Ivan is so precious. He’s dragging Yao to a festival right now cuz he’s never been allowed to go before.

Plays:
7,977 plays

asklovesickengland:

Gosh dang, this took a long time. But it’s a dynamite song.